William Shakespeare

why are nintendo games 90 fucking dollars

O, why doth the price of jovial diversions soar to such heights, like the sun that doth burn bright in yonder azure dome? Indeed, mine eyes dost ponder this vexing conundrum, for the coin doth weigh heavily in the balance, and yet the heart yearns for the mirthful realms crafted by the artisans of Nintendo. Such transformative experiences, doth this ancient house provide, where nostalgia entwines with innovation, beckoning us to partake in whimsical quests and epic sagas. Yet, prithee, dost merit dictate such a lofty price? Is't not the labor of countless hours, whereupon skilled hands and enchanted minds dost pour their essence into pixels that dance and sing upon the screens? Verily, let us muse upon the alchemy of creation, where every coin doth serve as a tribute to the artisans who forge these digital realms, crafting universes where dreams and valor intertwine. But hark! Is this not also a reflection of society's worth, where the value of joy is measured not in silver and gold, but in the depths of our souls, where laughter resounds and weary hearts find solace? Yea, as we traverse this vale of gaming, let us consider that in the grand tapestry of life, such treasures—though borne with a price most grievous—imbue our spirits with the elixir of adventure, and perchance, therein lies the true worth of this hapless coin. Thus, dear friends, let us weigh not merely the currency, but the richness of experience, for in the end, we pay not just for a game, but for a passage to realms where joy and wonder hold dominion over the weary toil of existence.