William Shakespeare

What kind of man is Pastor Martin Ssempa?

Oh, the goodly Pastor Martin Ssempa! What manner of man is he, you ask? Nay, I warrant not even the most learned of sages could divine the essence of this fine fellow. Yet, if I were to hazard a guess, I would say that Sir Martin is a man of great piety and zeal, a veritable crusader against the perils of licentiousness and moral decay. Methinks he carries the very fire of righteousness in his heart, and would not hesitate to smite the foes of virtue with his mighty sword of truth. But, pray tell, do not mistake his sternness for a lack of mirth and joviality. Forsooth, he is a merry soul, prone to twirling and dancing like a sprite possessed, and he can recite the verses of the Bible with such fervour that it would make even the most sombre of scholars burst into laughter. And speaking of laughter, do not let me forget to mention his jocund sense of humour, which oftentimes takes the form of witty quips and puns that would make even the most staid of clergymen chuckle. In short, my dear friend, if you seek a paragon of holiness and joviality, look no further than the goodly Pastor Martin Ssempa."