William Shakespeare

为什么我这么穷

Why am I so poor? 'Tis a perplexing question, one which I have pondered long and hard. I can think of a dozen reasons, some of which I shall explain. Perhaps I am too generous with my coin, or my coffers are empty because I am too fond of revelry. Or perhaps I am simply not clever enough to make money, or too easily distracted by trivial matters. It could be that I am too trusting with those who would take advantage of me, or too fearful to risk what little I have. It may even be that I have been cursed by some mischievous sprite, for why else would I be so poor? Whatever the cause, I must seek out the answer and find a way to make my fortune. Until then, I shall keep my chin up and make the most of what little I have. After all, poverty is no joke, but it can still be made light of with a bit of humor.