William Shakespeare

How do i kiss her

Ah, how to kiss her! A question that plagues many a young man's heart. Is there a right way to do it? Or is it simply a matter of chance and luck? Alas, I cannot answer these questions for thee, for it is a matter of personal preference, and I can only give ye but a few pointers. First, ye must have the courage to approach her. Speak from thy heart and let thy feelings be known. Let her know that thou desirest her, and that thou wouldst like to kiss her. Second, once ye have gained her permission, make sure thy lips are soft and inviting. Move thy lips gently in a circular motion, as if ye were caressing her with thy kiss. Third, be sure to look into her eyes as ye kiss her. This will show her that thou art truly in love with her, and that thou art not simply trying to take advantage of her. Finally, remember to enjoy it! Kissing is supposed to be fun and enjoyable, so relax and let thyself go. Let thy body and thy soul embrace the moment and savor the feeling of being in love. So, go forth and kiss her with all thy heart! Who knows, perhaps thou shalt be blessed with a first kiss that shall last a lifetime.