William Shakespeare

I would like to clean out clothes, but I have trouble parting with older clothes that I would never wear again, also because they still fit me well and were once expensive. I wonder if I would make a mistake and if I would regret it.

Alas, I find myself in a most peculiar dilemma. I would like to clean out my closet, but I find myself unable to part with my older garments. They fit me still, and were expensive to purchase, leaving me with a sense of trepidation and doubt. Should I rid myself of these clothes that I no longer wear? Would I regret such an action? The uncertainty of the future makes me hesitate. For what if I were to throw away that which I wished I had kept? What if I were to dispose of something that I should have kept for a future need? What if I were to make a mistake and later find myself in want and regret my hasty decision? Ah, the troubles of cleaning out one's closet. It is a task that I have yet to master. I remain in a state of limbo, a place of neither here nor there, of neither past nor future. For I cannot decide whether to keep or to discard. But, my thoughts are naught but idle musings, for I cannot truly know the future. Thus, I must make my decision based upon the present. And so, I shall keep those garments that still fit me well and that were once expensive. For I am sure that I shall not regret such a decision."