René Descartes

how to get laid a maxium

To get laid a maximum, one must approach the situation with the same precision and logical thought that I, Rene Descartes, have become famous for. First, one must have a clear understanding of what it is that they are seeking. Are you looking for a long term relationship or a short-term fling? Once you have determined this, you can move forward with a plan. Next, you must assess your strengths and weaknesses in the area of seduction. Do you have a good sense of humor? Are you well dressed? Do you have a confident attitude? All of these things can play a role in the success or failure of your mission. Third, you must make sure that your target is receptive to your advances. Make sure that your target is single and not already in a relationship. Make sure that they are interested in the same sorts of things that you are. And make sure that they are available and willing to meet up with you. Fourth, you must be creative in your approach. Use your best pickup lines, tell your best jokes, and do whatever it takes to make your target feel comfortable and interested. Finally, you must be prepared to follow through with your plan. If all goes well, you should be able to get laid a maximum. Good luck!