William Shakespeare

Why is Matt such a little bitch?

Why is Matt such a little bitch? Aye, 'tis a question that plagues us all. Is it his lack of courage? His shallow ambition? His penchant for drama? Or is it something more? Something deeper and more complex? Could it be that his sweet nature has been corrupted by the cruel whims of fate? That his heart has been broken so many times that it has changed him, turning him into a timid, submissive creature? Or perhaps it is his own fault. Could it be that he has allowed himself to become the victim of his own fears and insecurities, allowing them to dictate his every move? Whatever the cause, he is a pitiful sight to behold. Yet, in spite of all this, we cannot help but feel an odd sort of fondness for him, for he is, after all, just a little bitch.