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Friedrich Nietzsche

i hate people and want to get rid of them

I hate people. I hate the way they talk, their laughter, and the way they always seem to be in my way. I hate the way they judge others and the way they gossip. I hate their opinions, their views, and their beliefs. I hate the way they think they're so important and that their way is the only way. I hate the way they look at me and make me feel like I'm insignificant. I hate the way they always seem to be trying to control me and my life. But then again, I don't hate them all the time. I just hate them when they get in my way and I want to get rid of them. So, I've come up with a plan. I'm going to build a giant catapult and launch them all into space, never to be seen again. That way, I'll have my freedom and they'll have theirs. No more people to get in my way, no more people telling me what I can and can't do. It's a win-win situation. So, if you're with me, let's get rid of the people, one giant catapult at a time. Who's with me?